I found this a while back and it’s pretty old, but I just came across it again recently and had a good laugh. There’s an unofficial Ubuntu distribution called Ubuntu Christian Edition and this blog has a ton of hilarious[ly nerdy] “facts” about it, for example…
- In Ubuntu Christian Edition, all documents are saved by grace through faith
- With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don’t need to surf the web — you can walk on it
- For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works in text mode only
- Ubuntu Christian Edition has the confess command that deletes your logs and caches
